verse 1 C C/B Gm/B A7 Dm It's a God-awful small affair, to the girl with the mousy hair Dm/C Bm7 G C But her Mummy is yelling "No", and her Daddy has told her to go G/B Gm/Bb A7 Dm But her friend is nowhere to be seen, now she walks through her sunken dream Dm/C Bm7 G Eb/Bb To the seat with the clearest view, and she's hooked to the silver screen BRIDGE 1 Eb/B Cm Eb7/Db Ab But the film is a saddening bore, 'cause she's lived it ten times or more Ab/E Fm Ab7/F# She could spit in the eyes of fools, as they ask her to focus on F Bb Sailors fighting in the dance hall, Dm Dm/C# C Cm/G Gm Oh man! Look at those cavemen go, it's the freakiest show Bbm7/F F Bb Take a look at the lawman beating up the wrong guy Dm Dm/C# C Cm/G Gm Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know he's in the best selling show Bbm7/F Dm Dm7/C# Dm/C Bm7 Is there life on Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars? LINK C | C#dim | Dm | Ebdim7 | Em | F | Fm | verse 2 C C/B Gm/B A7 Dm It's on Americas tortured brow that Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow Dm/C Bm7 G C Now the workers have struck for fame 'cause Lennon's on sale again G/B Gm/Bb A7 Dm See the mice in their million hordes, from Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads Dm/C Bm7 G Eb/Bb Rule Britannia is out of bounds to my mother, my dog, and clowns BRIDGE 2 Eb/B Cm Eb7/Db Ab But the film is a saddening bore, 'cause I wrote it ten times or more Ab/E Fm Ab7/F# It's about to be writ again, as I ask you to focus on Chorus 2 (As Chorus 1) OUTRO C C#dim Dm Ebdim7 Em F Fm C