G C Accidents will happen G C Catastrophes will occur G C One hour in your kitchen is boring enough G C You locked me in for twenty-four G C Catastrophes will happen G C Accidents will occur G C I was looking for a way to get back at you G C When he walked in through a flap in the door G C And every time I hear his name G C I feel some kind of shame G C Everyone says I'm not to blame D But all the same G I'm sorry I killed your dog C G I'm sorry I killed your dog C G I'm sorry I killed your dog C G I'm sorry I killed your dog