verse 1
E C#m F#m
Finishing life with you
B E
Would be the best thing I could ever do
E C#m F#m
The days when I'm hardly movin'
B E
Will be the saddest and they're comin' soon babe
Pre-Chorus
E7 E6
Blinding yes that's what they say
Eadd#5 B
And I want it to stay that way
verse 2
E C#m F#m
So put on your hat, don't stay
B E
Don't wanna wait until I hate you again
E C#m F#m
Leave all your insects too
B E
'Cuz there'll be plenty crawlin' all over you
Pre-Chorus
E7 E6
We'll never have to fall apart or
Eadd#5 B
Leave each other or break our hearts
E C B E
But that's OK I don't really mind
E C B E
A love like you isn't very hard to find
E D
Well I'm not the one for you
G F#m
And I could have killed you, too
B A B F#m
Just like I did your aunt and uncle, Sue and Drew
Post-Chorus
G B
Beautiful blueish-greenish skies
G B
Yes, this here day will serve us quite alright
G B
Gloominess, sadness, tears, and fear
Yeah, we'll have none of that, not here
G B
Just me and you and you and me
G B
'Cuz 2 is the perfect number 3?
G B
3 would mean catastrophe
G B
Yeah, 3 would be silly
Interlude
F/A
F/A
F/A
F/A
Am G
C G
"Hey!! Hey!!! Heyyyyy!! Hey!"
C C# D D#
verse 3
E C#m F#m
You left all your clothes in a bag
B E
You might be wondering why I look like such a wreck
E C#m F#m
Spent all night in a chair
B E
Well it was no use 'cuz you already weren't there
Outro
E7 E6
Here's to say surprise surprise
E5+ B E
You'll rot a widow and die my wife