Intro:
C# D
e|-----------------|
B|-----------------|
G|-6/7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
D|-6/7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| x4
A|-4/5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
E|-----------------|
verse 1
G D
There was a king who wouldn't smile
A D
Sat on the toilet reading The Trial
G D
His dogs chased their tails 'round and 'round
A D
Midget cars arrived stuffed with clowns
G A D
Who served him quail eggs on toast
A D
Like a fish at the bottom of a pail,
G D
like a cricket swallowed by a whale,
A Bm
like a chipmunk who's chewed off his tail,
G A D
The king who wouldn't smile
verse 2
G D
There was a king who never laughed
A D
Fell in love with a two-headed calf
G D
Tattooed his arm with the ace of spades
A D
Filled his bath with razor blades
G A D
But the grass made fun of his shoes
A D
Like a fish at the bottom of a pail,
G D
like a cricket swallowed by a whale,
A Bm
like a chipmunk who's chewed off his tail,
G A D
The king who wouldn't smile
verse 3
G D
There was king who cried and cried
A D
Mice crawled in his shoes to die
G D
He cried so much that herds of deer
A D
gathered to lick his salty tears
G A D
So the king crawled under his bed.
Solo
G D A D
e|---------------|-------------|----------------|-10-10-10-10-10-10-|
B|-------12----12|-------------|-10-10-10h12-10-|-------------------|
G|-12-12----12---|-11-11-11-11-|----------------|-------------------|
D|---------------|-------------|----------------|-------------------|
A|---------------|-------------|----------------|-------------------|
E|---------------|-------------|----------------|-------------------|
G D A D
e|-------------------|-------------|-------------------------------|-------------|
B|-12-12-12-12h13-12-|-10-10-10-10-|-12/14-12/14-12/14-12/14-14-12-|-10-10-10-10-|
G|-------------------|-------------|-12/14-12/14-12/14-12/14-14-12-|-11-11-11-11-|
D|-------------------|-------------|-------------------------------|-------------|
A|-------------------|-------------|-------------------------------|-------------|
E|-------------------|-------------|-------------------------------|-------------|
G A D
e|-----------|----------|-------------|
B|-----------|----------|-------------|
G|-----------|----------|/11-11----11-|
D|----9------|----11----|/12----12----|
A|-10---10-10|/12----12-|-------------|
E|-----------|----------|-------------|
A D
Like a fish at the bottom of a pail,
G D
like a cricket swallowed by a whale,
A Bm
like a chipmunk who's chewed off his tail,
G A D
The king who wouldn't smile
Outro
G A D
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