Taking My Uzi To The Gym, from the self released I Hate My Friends album.
All chords are two string power chords, except for G* and C*, which are single notes.
Verse
C* G*
You and me, we could never be
C* G*
Because I don't laugh at shit that I don't think is funny
C*
And you're so eager to please
G* C*
You get on your knees for any fucking asshole
G
Who says he's all you need
E F
And I'm sorry I have to take this approach
E
The only thing that'd shut me up now:
F
your hands around my throat
verse 2
C*
You and your friends feel free
G*
And you're way too cool for me
C*
And you do drugs now
G*
And all your problems run so deep
C*
And we were smoking in the basement
G*
At your best friend's brother's party
C*
And you love them because they treat you
G*
Like you know what the fuck you're talking about
E F
And you and me, we could never take this approach
E
The only thing that'd shut me up now:
F
Your hands around my throat
E
Swear I love you
F
Until the very, very end.
E
But there's a problem(What's the problem?)
F
You're in love with your boyfriend.
Bridge:
Faug Gaug C
This is me officially giving up on you
Faug Gaug
I've wasted too much time with stupid lies
C
For this to ever become true
Faug Gaug C
And this is me officially giving up on you
Faug Gaug
We've wasted too much time with stupid lies
C
I'm getting shitfaced in your room.
Verse
C*
I've got dreams where I bleed
G*
And I choke myself to sleep
C*
And I hear screams
G*
It's the secrets that you keep
C*
And I am learning that your secrets
G* C*
They really don't mean shit to anyone
G*
But you and your friends
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