A
I'm not very nice
D
I don't wash my hair
E A
I won't come to your place when your parents are there
A
I won't call you back
D
I'll make fun of your friends
E A
And after Date Two I won't bring flowers again
D E
But girl, how could you go?
A E
I'm so charming and sensitive everyone knows
D E
And babe, I know you won't leave
A E
I've got the best trick of all time up my sleeve
A E
It's not hard to play guitar
D
But it's working for me
A
Yeah, it's working for me
A E
It's not hard to play guitar
D
But it's working for me
A
Yeah, it's working for me
A
If we have a fight
D
And I happen to lose
E A
I will turn off my phone and run away from you
A
I'll probably cheat on you
D
More than two times
E A
But I'll win you back with some torturèd rhymes
D E
And girl, I know it will work
A E
When I make you feel special, you forget I'm a jerk
D E
And your friends think that you scored
A E
'Cause your boyfriend can almost play three different chords
A E
It's not hard to play guitar
D
But it's working for me
A
Yeah, it's working for me
A E
It's not hard to play guitar
D
But it's working for me
A
Yeah, it's working for me
A E
I'm using you for your meal plan and all,
D A
But Baby, you are my Wonderwall
A E
You probably should leave me; I'm just made of slime
D A
But I can't talk now, girl; it's closing time
It is closing time
A E D A
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I wrote you a song (This is it.)
A E D A
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Can we go to your place?
A E D A
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