- Intro: B B F# F# G#m G#m E E B B F# F# G#m G#m E E - verse 1: B F# I almost got drunk at school at 14 G#m E Where I almost made out with the homecoming king B F# I'm almost went on to be miss texas G#m E But lost to a slut with much bigger breastes B F# I almost dropped out to move to LA G#m E Where I was almost famous for almost a day B F# G#m And I almost had you E But I guess that doesn't cut it B F# G#m Almost loved you E B I almost wished u would've loved me too - Post-Chorus: