C Em Bb A Fat ugly fat man swam in a red tire made of stone Dm7 G C F C A painted lady paddled next to him with two poodles on her lap C Em Garbo quietly picked a flower Bb A While the chauffeur won his check again Dm7 G C F C And Barrymore took an noname out and diamond fell like rain C Em Bb A Cisco Kid and a bald headed waitress trapped underneath a bed of brass Dm7 G C F C The french cook served them chocolates and some cold cuts on the grass C Em Bb A Louilla ripped her zebra pants in the polo lounge Dm7 G C F C And Errol Flynn was not let in cause he was coming down C Dm7 Up in Zanadu diamonds fell like rain G F C Citizen Kane was king poor Citizen Kane C Em Bb A Valentino suddenly appeared in his midnight blue tuxedo Dm7 G C F C Had a falcon on his shoulder eating chicken from his hands C Em Bb A And Fatty Arbuckel waddled by on way to the bath house green Dm7 G C F C Frankenstein ate the leading lady and licked the carcass clean C Dm7 Up in Zanadu diamonds fell like rain G F C Citizen Kane was king poor Citizen Kane