Am7 Now somewhere in the Black Mountain hills of Dakota D7 There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon G7 C And one day his woman ran off with another guy C/B Hit young Rocky in the eye Am7 Rocky didn't like that, D7 He said I'm gonna get that boy G7 So one day he walked into town C Em And booked himself a room in a local saloon Sing: Am7 D7 Rocky Raccoon, checked into his room, G7 C C/B Only to find Gideon's Bible. Am7 D7 Rocky had come, equipped with a gun, G7 C C/B To shoot off the legs of his rival Am7 D7 His rival it seems, had broken his dreams, G7 C C/B By stealing the girl of his fancy Am7 D7 Her name was McGill, And she called herself Lil, G7 C C/B But everyone knew her as Nancy Am7 D7 Now she and her man, who called himself Dan, G7 C C/B Were in the next room at the hoedown Am7 D7 Rocky burst in and grinning a grin, G7 C/B He said "Danny boy, this is a showdown." Am7 D7 But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot, G7 C/B And Rocky collapsed in the corner. **Instrumental: Am7 D7 G7 C/B Am7 D7 Now the doctor came in, stinking of gin, G7 C Em And proceeded to lie on the table Am7 D7 He said, "Rocky, you met your match," G7 C Em But Rocky said, "Doc, it's only a scratch Am7 D7 And I'll be better, I'll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able." G7 C Em Now Rocky Raccoon, he fell back in his room only to find Gideons Bible Am7 D7 Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt G7 C Em To help with good Rocky's revival.