Intro: D/E A E (2x)
E D A E
Well, you should see Polythene Pam
D A E
She's so good looking but she looks like a man
G B
Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag
D A E
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam.
D A E
Yeah, yeah, yeah
D/E A E (2x)
E D A E
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
D A E
She's killer diller when she's dressed to the hilt
G B
She's the kind of a girl that makes the _News of the World_
D A E
Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
D A E
Yeah, yeah, yeah
D/E A E (2x)
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