Intro: G D A (x2)
G D A
Well you should see Polythene Pam
G D A
She's so good looking but she looks like a man
G E7
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
F G A
Yes you should see Polythene Pam
F G A
Yeah yeah yeah
G D A (x2)
G D A
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
G D A
She's killer diller when she's dressed to the hilt
G E7
She's the kind of a girl that makes the News of the World
F G A
Yes you could say she was attractively built
F G A
Yeah yeah yeah
G D A (x2)
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