E B E7
Mean Mr Mustard sleeps in the park
B E B E
Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper
B F# B7 C7 Db7 D7
Sleeps in a hole in the road
D A D7 Db7 C7 B7
Saving up to buy his new clothes
B F# B
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
E C7 B7 E C7 B7
Such a mean old man, mean old man
E B E7
His sister Pam works in a shop
B E B E
She never stops she's a go-getter
B F# B B7 C7 Db7 D7
Takes him out to look at the Queen
D A D7 Db7 C7 B7
Only place that he's ever been
B F# B
Always shouts out something obscene
E C7 B7 E C7 B7
Such a dirty old man, dirty old man
B7 C7 Db7 D A E D A E