A E D A
Well I only brought three, what you lookin' at me for?
A E D A
She's dressed in white and putting off crying
A E
Well you're the best man so what's the plan?
D A
Why don't you talk to Matty about it?
A E
I said I only brought three like I told you before
D A
We're gonna have to ask about
A E
Free bar, that's the point
D A
Spillin' ammaretto 'cause of previous joints
A E
Sitting next to a girl, fortunate placing
D A
Preceding railing racket off a porcelain basin
A E
Who's he, giving it the lips?
D A
I've never seen him knockin' about
A E
He looks just like me, but six foot three
D A
So I reckon you could knock him out
A E
Well I think I'll say a couple of words if you don't mind
D A
I never really got on with your bird the first time
A E
I met her out, dressed in nowt
D A
Telling everybody you were shagging about
A E
Well who's this, going for the kiss
D A
I'm probably gonna yosh in your mouth
A E
'Cause it's five past three, I can hardly see
D A
And I'm on the verge of passing out
Outro
A E D A (2x)