Intro: C D G (2x)
C D G Gsus4 G
Em A D
We were living here in alantown
Am D G
And its driving all our lives to the ground
Em A Bm
When we woke up we were wasted and drunk
A G D/F# A
Phil got shot we were beaten by a monk
Em A D
Well I was happy and my life was good
Am D G
Getting married like a dentist should
Em A Bm
Roasting marshmallows on a stick
A G D/F# A
I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick
Em A D
But we’re living here in Alantown
F D G
And they’re taking teddy’s fingers now
Am Em G
And im pretty sure im gonna lose my shit
C D C
And shoot alan in the face
G
Then shoot myself