(intro) Em Em I'm like 8 foot 4, blond hair to the floor G you shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore D no I ain't got a gun D no I never really been in a club A still live with my parents A but I'm still a thug Em i'm so gangsta you can find me baking cookies at night G you out clubbing, but I just caramel delight D t swift and t pain rappin on the same track A it's a thug story tell me can you handle that Em I had a dream last night I had high-top NIkes A I had diamonds in my mouth, and diamonds on my mic Em by the time I woke up I was singing "I'M ON A BOOOOAAT" G cuz I'm a singer turned rapper G shorty I'm a make ya D straight to the top, yo D shorty I'ma take ya G you can call me T Sweezy now I'm a rap star G it's a thug story now tell them who you are D singer turned gangsta D you don't wanna fight me A straight to the top A in my extra small white tee G t swift and t pain all up on the same track A it's a thug story tell me now can you get with that D what! what! I knit sweaters yo! A what! what! don't test me yo. (bleep)