Eb
Missed my alarm clock ringin'
Eb
Woke up telephone screamin'
Ab Eb
Boss man singin' his same old song
Eb
Rolled in late about an hour
Eb
No cup of coffee, no shower
Ab Eb
Walk of shame with two different shoes on
Cm
Now its poor me, why me, oh me, boring
Ab
The same old worn out, blah, blah story
Eb Bb
There's no good explanation for it at all
Chorus:
Eb
Ain't no ryhme or reason
Bb
No complicated meaning
Cm
Ain't no need to over think it
Ab
Let go, laughing
Eb
Life don't go, quite like you planned it
Bb
We try so hard to understand it
Cm Bb Ab
The irrefutable, indisputable fact is
{pause}
Eb
Psh... It happens
Eb
My trusty-rusty had a flat
I borrowed my neighbor's cadillac
Ab Eb
"I'll be right back" going down to Wally World
Eb
That yellow light turned red too quickly
Knew that truck the moment it hit me
Ab Eb
Out stepped my ex and his new girl
(Sorry 'bout your neck baby)
Cm
So it's poor me, why me, oh me, boring
Ab
The same old worn out, blah, blah story
Eb Bb
There's no good explanation for it at all
Chorus:
Eb
Ain't no ryhme or reason
Bb
No complicated meaning
Cm
Ain't no need to over think it
Ab
Let go, laughing
Eb
Life don't go, quite like you planned it
Bb
We try so hard to understand it
Cm Bb Ab
The irrefutable, indisputable fact is
{pause}
Cm Ab Eb Bb
It happens
Chorus:(Bass & Drums only)
Eb
Ain't no ryhme or reason
Bb
No complicated meaning
Cm
Ain't no need to over think it
Ab (Guitars back in here)
Let go, laughing
Eb
Life don't go, quite like you planned it
Bb
We try so hard to understand it
Cm Bb Ab
The irrefutable, indisputable fact is
B Bb B Bb Ab
Yeah, the irrefutable, indisputable, absolutable, totally beautiful fact is...pshh
(Pause)
Eb
it happens
Eb Db (x3) Eb
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Note: Chords in brackets are optional. You can play a G#
after the bridge as a pickup to the Chorus, but it's
not necessary. And the A# on the third syllable of "indisputable"
in the Chorus is also optional.