verse 1
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Yeah, let me tell you the story about Muk Tuk Annie
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Who came south to go to school
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With a see through blouse and a seal skin mini
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Old Annie sure looked cool
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She blew into Montreal in the early fall
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Like nothing they'd ever seen
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With long black hair and reindeer underwear
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She weighed about two sixteen
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She came a long long way, from Frobisher Bay
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People don't ya know now what I mean
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She had the boys all cryin on th distant early warning line
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Old Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
verse 2
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She told her teacher that she wanted to dance
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She said she wanted to study ballet
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But she was four foot six with her mukluks off
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And I heard her teacher say
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Now I ain't saying Annie that you can't dance
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No, I wouldn't want to tell you that
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But I got a form here signed in triplicate
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Says you gotta learn to drive a Cat
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She say " I don't want to learn to cook or sew,
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Build boats or drive no cat
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Cause I came south to sing and dance
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And groovy shit like that
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Cause I was Miss Baffin Island beauty queen
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For nineteen seventy four
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And I spent the whole weekend in Grise Fiord
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With the boys beating down my door
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She came a long long way from Frobisher Bay
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People don't you know now what I mean
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She had the boys all crying on that distant early warning line
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Old Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
verse 3
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Well she said " thank you for your truble sir
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But I'll make it on my own
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And the word spread through the north like wild fire
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Big Annie's comin home
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She got off the plane with a record player
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Ballet slippers on her toes
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And she opened up a little groovey club
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Where everybody comes and goes
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She got old Stompin Tom on the record player
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And she serves up good booze and grub
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And folks around Baffin island
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Say it's better than any old playboy club
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You can drink tea ,beer and anti freeze
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Til ya fall right off your feet
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And there's seal flippers and potatoe chips
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When you feel like somthing to eat
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She came a long long way to Frobisher Bay
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People don't you now what I mean
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She had the boys all cryin on the distant early mornin warnin line
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Old Muk Tuk Annie could really came the scene
verse 4
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Well she packs that joint almost every night
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and folks come from miles around
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And every night about ten oclock
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All the house light are turned way down
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And suddenly she on the stage
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Wearing that toothless grin
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Short fat Annie the goddess of love
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And shes gonna do her dance of sin
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Well she jumps and she shout and she huffs and she puffs
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And does a little bump and grind
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And all she wears is the ptarmigan feathers
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Scotch taped to her behind
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Well she made about a hundred grand last year
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Which wasn't to bad at all
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And decided to take a little holiday
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So she flew down to Montreal
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It seem that she ran into her teacher there
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You know the one ,she met before
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And she gave him a job tending the bar
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And takin tickets at her night club door
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She came a long long way from Frobisher Bay
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People don't you know now what I mean
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She had the boys all crying on the distant early warning line
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Old Muk Tuk Annie really makes the scene
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Let me tell ya now ,Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
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Let me tell ya now ,Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene