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Oh, ladies take pity on me
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Let me in your company mingle
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I once was merry and free
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And, like you, I was happy and single
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Me mother advised me to wed
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For seventeen years I had tarried
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So, off to the church I did go
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In a trice to a man to be married
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Oh, I wish that I never was wed
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G
For a short time he loved me sincere
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He used me both kindly and civil
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The honeymoon scarcely was o'er
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When he turned out a queer devil
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The bed he took up on his back
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And off to the pawnshop he carried
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Oft times I wished I was dead
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Or better, I never was married
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Oh, I wish that I never was wed
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To the landlord he won't pay the rent
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He says that he is not able
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There's nothin' now left in the house
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But two broken chairs and a table
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The bedclothes, the kettle and broom
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Off to the pawnshop he carried
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He grunts, he snores, he roars
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Oh, I wish that I never was married
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Oh, I wish that I never was wed
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Oh, when he buys the meat once a month
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That's if I'm not sadly mistaken
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There's nothin' but sheep's head and pluck
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And a bit of sweet liver and bacon
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He says bread and butter are dear
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And these times are shockingly harried
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All day he drinks whisky and beer
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Oh, I wish that I never was married
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Oh, I wish that I never was wed
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One night he came home in a rage
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He busted me new shoes asunder
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The cat he kicked into the grate
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And the table flew out of the window
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The bellows he threw at me head
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Me clothes to the pawnshop he carried
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That night I wished I was dead
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Or better, I never was married
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Oh, I wish that I never was wed
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G
Oh, if I was but single again
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I'd sing and be joyous and merry
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I'd laugh, I'd shout, I'd roar
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I'd be heard in the Kingdom of Kerry
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So maidens single remain
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Bide your time, you'll never be harried
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If I was but single again
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By jingo, I'd never get married
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Oh, I wish that I never was wed