Riff1
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E ---------------|0----------------|
B ---------------|0----------------|
G 1>2>1----------|1----------------|
D 2------>4>2----|2----------------|
A 2--------------|2----------------|
E 0--------------|0----------------|
Riff2
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E ---------------|
B 5---7---8---11-|
G ---------------|
D ---------------|
A 4---6---7---10-|
E ---------------|
Riff3
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E ---------------|
B ---------------|
G ------2--4-----|
D ------------2--|
A ---------------|
E ---------------|
Note - the Verses are played in this pattern
E --0---0---0---0-|--0---0---0---0--|
B ----------------|-----------------|
G ----------------|-----------------|
D ----------------|-----------------|
A 7---6---5---4---|5---4---3---2----|
E ----------------|-----------------|
E Eb D C# D C# C B
Intro
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G#(2) Am F#m G
Em G(2) D Riff3
A/C# C(2) B(2) Bm
E ---------------|----------------|
B ---------------|----------------|
G ---------------|4---------------|
D ------0--2--4--|----2-----------|
A ---------------|----------------|
E ---------------|----------------|
E ---------------|----------------|
B ---------------|3---------------|
G ---------0--2--|---4------------|
D ---2--4--------|----------------|
A ---------------|----------------|
E ---------------|----------------|
G#(3) G(3) D/F# Fdim
E ---------------|-----0----------|
B -0>1>0---------|-----0----------|
G ------0--2>4>2-|----------------|
D ---------------|2>4>2-----------|
A ---------------|----------------|
E ---------------|----------------|
verse 1
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E Eb D C#
She left her school for the facto-ry
D C# C B
From pocket money to a salary
E Eb D C#
From a pac-a-mac to a compact case
D C# C B
And every morning she in-spects her face
E Eb D C#
She dis-covers pulling pints in pubs
D C# C B
That the good looks will never cover up for
E Eb D C#
Her dumb-ness in taking the stock
D C# C B
Sees her re-flection in a butcher's shop
Refrain 1
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F#m B
She finds it all quite rare
A E Riff1
That her mate's all vanity fair
F#m B
She finds it all quite rare
A E Riff1
That her mate's all vanity fair
verse 2
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E Eb D C#
She has her eyes on me-dallion men
D C# C B
That get her home on the dot at ten
E Eb D C#
She combs her hair when she gets ex-cused
D C# C B
The deal she wants always ends up screwed
E Eb D C#
Paints her nails on the bathroom scales
D C# C B
Gargles her breath like a landed whale
E Eb D C#
Her beauty is as deep as her skin
D C# C B
Keeps her eyebrows in a tobacco tin
Refrain 2
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F#m B
She poses foot on the chair
A E Riff1
Coconut shy but vanity fair
F#m B
She poses foot on the chair
G#m Riff2
Coconut shy but vanity fair
Middle 8
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G#(2) Am F#m G
In her vanity case her compact case
Em G(2) D Riff3
In her compact case her eyes
A/C# C(2) B(2) Bm
Not bad for a sister but her vanity's fair
E ---------------|----------------|
B ---------------|----------------|
G ---------------|---4------------|
D ------0-----2--|4---------2-----|
A ---------------|----------------|
E ---------------|----------------|
And her sense of hu-mour's dry
E ---------------|----------------|
B ---------------|-------3--------|
G ---------------|-0--2---------4-|
D ---0---2---4---|----------------|
A ---------------|----------------|
E ---------------|----------------|
G#(3) G(3) D/F# Fdim
She comes home late with a-nother screw loose
E ---------------|--------------------------0----|
B 0->-1>-----0---|--------------------------0----|
G --------------0|---2->-4->--2------------------|
D ---------------|--------------2->--4->2--------|
A ---------------|-------------------------------|
E ---------------|--------------------------0----|
She swears to have had just a pine-ap-ple juice
Eb D C#
Falls a-sleep fully clothed in her bed
D C# C B A(chord)
With her makeup re-mover by her head
Refrain 3 / End
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F#m B
And she might not be all there
A E Riff1
But her dream's all vanity fair
B
She might not be all there
A E Asus2/F#
But her dream's all vanity fair
E Asus2/F#
E 0---0---------X----------X----X--|--X------X--------|
B 0---0---------X----------X----X--|--X------X--------|
G 0---2---------4----------8---11--|-12-----13--------|
D 2---2---------4----------7---10--|-11-----14--------|
A 2---X---------X----------X----X--|--X------X--------|
E 0---2---------4----------7---10--|-11-----12--------|
E Asus2/F# Eadd2/G# B7 D(2) Eb(2) E(2)