Intro: G G C C
G G C C
Verse
G C
Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again
G C Am
He seems to be stuck in the 80's
(Am) C* G Am
He wears his members only jacket
(Am) C G
Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies
D Em
And all the white folks shake their asses
D C* G
Looking for the two and four
C G
I'll have mine in martini glasses
Em D G
Cause I can't take it anymore
G G C C
(cool lead riff)
Verse
G C
These are the days of empty kitchens
G C Am
The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo
(Am) C G Am
I think she's found a new religion
(Am) C G
Studying the Kabalah in her J.Crew
D Em
And all the rich kids shake their asses
D C* G
Looking for the two and four
C G
Well I'll have mine with Blackstrap molasses
Em D C
Cause I can't taste it anymore
C D G
No I can't taste it anymore
Break:
G G C C
G G C C
(cool lead riff)
G C
G C
D C G
D G
(Solo over same chords as first verse segment)
Verse:
G C
My friend Gregg says it's all good
G C Am
As the eastern seaboard's blown away
(Am) C G Am
Now everything is going half-price
(Am) G
So look at all the money we saved
Chorus
D Em
And all the politicians shake their asses
D G
Looking for the backdoor
C G
I'll just be hanging out with the lasses
Em D C
Cause they don't like the boys no more
C D G
No and I can't take it anymore
G G C C
G G C C
(cool lead riff)
(end cold on G)
RIFF:
Tablature Riff by Daniel Bromley ([email protected])
h = Hammer on
p = Pull off
The Acoustic riff:
e:---3---1p0---0------|
B:-----3-----3---3----|
G:--------------------|
D:--------------------|
A:--------------------|
E:-3------------------|
Or
e:---3---1p0----------|
B:-----3-----3h5p3----|
G:--------------------|
D:--------------------|
A:--------------------|
E:-3------------------|
The Electric riff (listen to the CD to get timing and accents right)
e:-5-3-2-3--55-3--2-3--5-3-2-3-0---|
B:---------------------------------|
G:---------------------------------|
D:---------------------------------|
A:---------------------------------|
E:---------------------------------|
A lower tone version (Mainly for higher pitched guitars
{Such as the one on the track}.)
e:---------------------------------|
B:---------------------------------|
G:-2-0---0--22-0----0--2-0---0-----|
D:-----4----------4--------4---2---|
A:---------------------------------|
E:---------------------------------|