Main Riff E7 B5 E|---------------------------|-----------------------------| B|--3----3-------3----3------|--3--------------------------| G|--4----4---2---4----4---2--|--4---2-------------------2--| D|--2----2-------2----2------|--2--------4------4---4------| A|--2------------------------|-----------2------2---2------| E|--0------------------------|-----------------------------| Verse 1 E7 B5 Ten years living in a paper bag E7 B5 He's feedback baby, he's a flipped out cat E7 B5 He's platinum canary drinkin' Falstaff beer E7 B5 Mercedes rule and a rented Lear A B5 Bottom feeder insincere E7 Prohet lo-fi pioneer D Sell the house and go to school Asus4 Get a young girlfriend daddy's jewel E7 B5 A change would do you good E7 B5 I think a change would do you good Verse 2 E7 B5 God's little gift is on the rag E7 B5 Poster girl in a fashion mag E7 B5 Canine feline Jekyll and Hyde E7 B5 Wear your fake fur on the inside A B5 Queen of South Beach aging blues E7 Dinner's at six wear your cement shoes D I thought you were singing your heart out to me Asus4 A Your lips were syncing and now I see (Chorus) Solo This is supposed to be much more streched out, I jammed it togheter to save space. Listen to the song to get the timing right, it isn't that hard. /=slide up or down v=vibrato E|---------------------------|-----------------------------| B|---------------------------|-----------------------------| G|---/9----9v---9/7----/11---|--------7vvvv----------------| D|---------------------------|-----------------------------| A|---------------------------|-----------------------------| E|---------------------------|-----------------------------| E|---------------------------|-----------------------------| B|---------------------------|-----------------------------| G|---/9----9v---9/7----/11---|--------7--------------------| D|---------------------------|--------------9vvvv----------| A|---------------------------|-----------------------------| E|---------------------------|-----------------------------| E|---------------------------|-----------------------------| B|-----/10v-------8v---------|-----7v--------8v------------| G|---------------------------|-----------------------------| D|---------------------------|-----------------------------| A|---------------------------|-----------------------------| E|---------------------------|-----------------------------| E|---------------------------|-----------------------------| B|---------------------------|-----------------------------| G|---9v---------7v-----------|---6-/-7-/-6----4------------| D|---------------------------|-----------------------------| A|---------------------------|-----------------------------| E|---------------------------|-----------------------------| E|---------------------------|-----------------------------| B|---------------------------|--9vvv-----------------------| G|-----------------7/9-------|----------------7/9----------| D|---------------------------|-----------------------------| A|---------------------------|-----------------------------| E|---------------------------|-----------------------------| E|---------------------------|-----------------------------| B|--10vvv----------12/-------|-----------------------------| G|---------------------------|--7/9------9vvvv-------------| D|---------------------------|-----------------------------| A|---------------------------|-----------------------------| E|---------------------------|-----------------------------| Verse 3 E7 B5 Chasing dragond with plastic swords E7 B5 Jack off jimmy everybody wants more E7 B5 Scully and Angel on the kitchen floor E7 B5 And I'm calling buddy on the Ouija board A B5 I've been thinking about catching a train E7 Leave my phone machine by the radar range D Hello it's me I'm not at home Asus4 A If you'd like to reach me leave me alone Chorus