Intro A E A D A D E (One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight) A E A She always has something to say D A To ruin an otherwise nice day D A E She always has to start a fight A E A She doesn't like the way I think D A She don't understand why I must drink D E To go out on Friday night D But I know what she's doing I know that I'm losing E I know that she's screwing me A F# D Veronica doesn't like the way I dress (Veronica hates me) A F# D Veronica says my hair's such a mess (Veronica hates me) B D Why the deposition? B D Veronica's definition B D Of love is hate A Veronica hates me ( G D ) A Veronica hates me ( G D ) A E A She thinks I oughta get a job D A And quit taking spaceup on her couch D A E With my hand deep in my crotch A E A She don't know how to shut her mouth D A I don't know what I'd do without D E Her around to drag me down D She asks me when is the wedding Well I'm getting ready E To yank all the net and push A F# D Veronica doesn't like the way I dress (Veronica hates me) A F# D Veronica thinks my hair's such a mess (Veronica hates me) B D Why the deposition? B D Veronica's definition B D Of love is hate A Veronica hates me ( G D ) A Veronica hates me ( G D ) A Veronica hates me G D (But nobody knows) A Veronica hates me! G D One, two, three, four A D E Veronica won't leave me alone A D E A (Wa oh, wa oh, wa oh, wa oh-oh-oh)