F Am
If i die and go to hell real soon
G C C/B
It will appear to me as this room
G C F
And for eternity i'd lay in bed
G C
In my boxers half stoned
Dm F
with a pillow under my head
Dm Am
I'd be chatting on the interweb
C C/B F
maggots pray upon the living dead
G F C
i had no interest in the things she said
Dm F
on the phone everyday
G F Am
ill permantly hit the hay-ay
Am G C
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
F C F G
She touched herself she touched herself
Am G C
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
F G C
I laughed myself to sleep
G C
At this rate
Dm F C
I'll be heading for electric chairs
Dm F C C/B
I'm only human with my claws to bare
G C C/B
When she described her underwear
F Am G F G C
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shul
F G C
You're too young to be this empty girl
Dm F C
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world
G F
Know that you'll be my downfall
G C C/B
But i call and i call and i call-all
I called
He touched
I called
I laughed
C Am
I dont know what I want
Em G
I dont know what I want
C Am
I dont know what I want
Em G
I dont know what I want
I called
He touched
I called
I laughed