Intro: (E) (E) (E) (E)
(E) I met a girl from Johnson City, man
(E) She's about the prettiest thing in the state.
(E) So I went down to the DMV,
(E) Was gonna get me some vanity plates.
I told 'em
(A) "She's my everything; (B) she's my dream come true:
(E) "If I don't tell her, (A) man, I don't what I'll do.
"It feels so good that I can't (B) keep it to myself.
I love that (E) T E, double-N, E double-S double-E G I R L."
(E) So I called up Dave, formerly a jet-fighter;
(E) Currently a sky-writer, when you pay him cash.
(E) I told him what I wanted him to give me:
(E) He said: "I'll get so dizzy, I'll prob'ly crash."
Repeat Chorus
Solo
(E) So I went down to the emporium:
(E) I'm gonna get me some epidermal art.
(E) I'm savin' up every penny 'cause,
(E) It'll cost me plenty, man, an' it's gonna smart.
Repeat Chorus Twice
Fade out...