D Bm G A7/9-
You say eether and I say eyether
D Bm G A7/9-
You say neether and I say nyther
D D7 G Gdim
Eether, eyether, neether, nyther
F#m Bm5-/7 Em7 A7
Let's call the whole thing off
D Bm G A7/9-
You like potato and I like potahto
D Bm G A7/9-
You like tomato and I like tomahto
D D7 G Gdim
Potato, potahto, tomahto, tomahto
D A7/9- A7 D
Let's call the whole thing off
G#m F#m B7 E
But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Em A D D7
Then we must part
G#m F#m B7
And oh, if we ever part
E Em A7/9-
Then that might break my heart
D Bm G A-9
So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas
D Bm G A7/9-
I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas
D D7 G Gdim
For we know we need each other
F#m G6 G B7
So we better call the calling off off
Em7 A7/9- A7 D
Let's call the whole thing off
D Bm G A7/9-
You say laughter and I say lawfter
D Bm G A7/9-
You say after and I say awfter
D D7 G Gdim
Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter
F#m Bm5-/7 Em7 A7
Let's call the whole thing off
D Bm G A7/9-
You like Havana and I like Havahnah
D Bm G A7/9-
You eat bananas and I eat banahnahs
D D7 G Gdim
Havana, Havahnah, Bananas, banahnahs.
D A7/9- A7 D
Let's call the whole thing off
G#m F#m B7 E
But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Em A D D7
Then we must part
G#m F#m B7
And oh, if we ever part,
E Em A7/9-
Then that might break my heart
D Bm G A7/9-
So, if you like oysters and I like ersters
D Bm G A7/9-
I'll take oysters and give up ersters
D D7 G Gdim
For we know we need each other, so we
F#m G6 G B7
Better call the calling off off
Em7 A7/9- A7 D
Let's call the whole thing off