Acoustic
C Em
My hair goes up. My hair goes down
Am F
My hair goes up. My hair goes down
C Em
My hair goes up. My hair goes down
Am
Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up)
Verse 1
C Em Am F
My hair flows. Like a waterfall over a cliff that is my face.
C Em Am
My hair goes, heaven bound dirty blonde rockets into space.
C Em
My hair conceals my elf ears
Am F
They are a little bit embarrassing
C Em Am F
With hair is high, Im 6 foot nine making me a giant, technically speaking.
C Em Am
Well I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze to locomote a toy sail
F
boat.
C Em
I would need no broom to sweep this room
Am F
If someone spilled honey bunches of oats.
C Em
My hair goes up. My hair goes down
Am F
My hair goes up. My hair goes down
C Em
My hair goes up. My hair goes down
Am
Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up)
Verse 2
C Em
My hair pwns gravity
Am F
It makes Sir Isaac Newton question himself.
C Em Am
My hair looks rustic like Ive draped my head with a beaver pelt
C Em Am F
A momma bird lay some eggs up there; I didnt mind that much.
C Em Am
She raised them in my quaff til them birdies flew off, and we still keep in
F
touch.
C Em Am F
I bet you didnt see my switch blade, or my iPad, or my chia tea
C Em
And with a little more growth, you want even know
Am F
I got a full size baby. A full size baby?
G C
Yah! Im gonna name him Ricky.
Em Am F
After your dad. Nope! I just always wanted to name a kid Ricky.
C Em
I would call him Richard, but Im probably being picky
Am F C
And why are you hiding a kid anyway?!
Em Am F
Well its actually just a robotic baby
What were we talking about?
Chorus
C Em
Your hair goes up. Your hair goes down
Am
Your hair goes up. Your hair goes
Bridge
C Em Am
We interrupt the chorus of this song to bring you an important message:
F
There are many weighty decisions you must make in a life
C Em
Like: who youre gonna marry. What you gonna do for a living
Am F
Boxers or briefs. Or commando
C
And, listen, youre gonna make mistakes
Em Am
You might invest your life savings in dehydrated water,
F C
You might forget whether prohibited means you can do it or you cant do it
Am F
You might ask a non-pregnant woman if shes pregnant.
C
Thats ok youll recover
Em Am F
But just make sure you get this one, most important, course-of-your-
C Em Am F
life-altering choice, right.
Chorus
C
Does your hair go up?
Em Am C
Or does it go down(up) down(up) down(up) down