C F Lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin C G Papa dont blame mama or tell her how lazy shes been C F Its been prescribed by a doctor and the doctor said it aint no sin C G C So lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin C F Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars C G I dont need no college counselor to tell me how lucky I are C F I lay the blame on the clinic and man its got me this far C G C Yeah, Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars Chorus: