hit 3 times then 1 fast hit(maybe up)
Bb5 F#5 Bb5 F#5(hit one time, then start to sing)
Bb5 F#5
I wrote this novel just for you
Bb5 F#5
It sounds pretentious but it's true
Bb5 F#5
I wrote this novel just for you
Bb5 F#5
That's why it's vulgar, That's why it's blue
F5 F#5
And I say, thank you
F5 F#5(hit one time)
And I say, thank you
Bb5 F#5
I wrote this novel just for Mom
Bb5 F#5
For all the mommy things she's done
Bb5 F#5
For all the times she showed me wrong
Bb5 F#5
For all the time she sang god's song
F5 F#5
And I say thank you Mom
F5 F#5
Hello Mom
F5 F#5
Thank you Mom
F5 F#5(hit one time)
Hi Mom
Bb5 F#5
I read a book about Uncle Tom
Bb5 F#5
Where a whitey bastard made a bomb
Bb5 F#5
But now Ebonics rule our song
Bb5 F#5
Those motherfuckers got it wrong
F5 F#5
And I ask Who is uncle Tom?
F5 F#5
Who is uncle Tom?
F5 F#5
Who is uncle Tom?
F5 F#5(hit one time)
You are
Bb5 F#5
I read a book about the self
Bb5 F#5
Said I should get expensive help
Bb5 F#5
Go fix my head, Create some wealth
Bb5 F#5
Put my neurosis on the shelf
F5 F#5
But I don't care for myself
F5 F#5
I don't care for myself
F5 F#5
I don't care for myself
F5 F#5(hit one time)
I don't care
Bb5 F#5
I wrote this novel just for you
Bb5 F#5
I'm so pretentious, yes it's true
Bb5 F#5
I wrote this novel just for you
Bb5(hit one time, stop playing)
Just for you, Just for you