Intro: A x4 bars
Verse
A D A
My family reunion is goin' on today
A E
My relatives have all flown in from places far away
A D
As we sit there eatin' chicken, it hits me like a truck
A E A
I don't like half the folks I love
A D A
Me and my former best friend had a big fallin' out
A E
I caught him with my wife, so I punched him in the mouth
A D
We just can't hang out anymore, but I still wish them luck
A E A
I don't like half the folks I love
D A
God knows they're all dear to me, but if the truth be told
B E
Well, I like it when they come, but I love it when they go
A D
I'm sure they've got good qualities, but the bad ones cover them up
A E A
I don't like half the folks I love
Verse
A D A
My alcoholic buddies are fond of hangin’ around
A E
When we drink together, peace and joy abound
A D
Sometimes they bring me one more shot when they know I've had enough
A E A
I don't like half the folks I love
D A
God knows they're all dear to me, but if the truth be told
B E
Well, I like it when they come, but I love it when they go
A D
I'm sure they've got good qualities, but the bad ones cover them up
A E A
I don't like half the folks I love
Verse
A D A
In this world we live in, this I guarantee
A E
We all need more tolerance to get along peacefully
A D
But I'm not as nice as Jesus, and I really am fed up
A E A
I don't like half the folks I love
D A
God knows they're all dear to me, but if the truth be told
B E
Well, I like it when they come, but I love it when they go
A D
I'm sure they've got good qualities, but the bad ones cover them up
A E A
I don't like half the folks I love
A E A
Oh, I don't like half the folks I love