Loves Me Like A Rock:Paul Simon. #1 in '73. #1. G When I was a little boy, And the Devil would call my name. C7 I'd say, now who do... G Who do you think you're fooling? I'm a consecrated boy, G7 C I'm a singer in a Sunday choir.. Chorus: G D Oh, my mama loves, she loves me, G Em she get down on her knees and hug me. C D G She loves me like a rock, C F C she rocks me like the Rock of Ages, G and loves me...She love me..love me, love me, love me. #2. G When I was grown to be a man, and the devil would call my name. C7 I'd say, now who do.. G Who do you think you're fooling? I'm a consummated man, G7 C I can snatch a little purity. Chorus: #3. G And if I was the President, and the Congress would call my name. C7 I'd say, now, who do.. C7 G Now, who do you think you're fooling? I've got the Presidential Seal, G7 C I'm up on the Presidential Podium.. Chorus:(x2) A seventies smash from Kraziekhat.