Intro: G Bm Em Em7 C C Verse 1: G F Em Em7 I read the news today oh boy C C/B Asus2 About a lucky man who made the grade G F Em Em7 And though the news was rather sad C F Em Em7 Well I just had to laugh C F Em C I saw the photograph Verse 2: G F Em Em7 He blew his mind out in a car C C/B Asus2 He didn't notice that the lights had changed G F Em Em7 A crowd of people stood and stared C F They'd seen his face before Em Nobody was really sure Em7 C If he was from the House of Lords Verse 3: G F Em Em7 I saw a film today oh boy C C/B Asus2 The English Army had just won the war G F Em Em7 A crowd of people turned away C F Em But I just had to look Em7 C Having read the book N.C I'd love to turn you on Instrumental Middle: E Woke up, fell out of bed Dsus2 Dragged a comb across my head E B7sus4 Found my way downstairs and drank a cup E B7sus4 (B7) And looking up I noticed I was late (ha ha ha.) E Found my coat and grabbed my hat Dsus2 Made the bus in seconds flat E B7sus4 Found my way upstairs and had a smoke E B7sus4 And somebody spoke and I went into a dream. Interlude: C G D A E C G D A E D C D (Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)