A7 D Cdim A7 Fdim
A fine romance with no kisses
F#m7 Bm7 G G/F# A7/13 A7
A fine romance, my friend, this is
D D7M D7 G G/F# Cdim A7
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
D6 B7 G#m7 F#7 B7
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potahtoes
A7 D Cdim A7 Fdim
A fine romance, you won't nestle
F#m7 Bm7 G G/F# A7/13 A7
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
D A7 D7 D9 Am7 B7
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France!
Em7 Fdim F#m7 B7 Em7 A7/9- D
I haven't got a chance this is a fine romance
A7 D Cdim A7 Fdim
A fine romance, my good woman
F#m7 Bm7 G G/F# A7/13 A7
My strong, aged in the wood woman
D6 B7 G#m7 F#7 B7
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
D6 B7 G#m7 Gdim F#7 B7
At least the y flap their fins to express emotion
A7 D Cdim A7 Fdim
A fine romance, with no clinches
F#m7 Bm7 G G/F# A7/13 A7
A fine romance with no hitches
D A7 D7 D9 Am7 B7
You never give the orchids I send a glance
Em7 Fdim F#m7 B7 Em7 A7/9- D
No, you like cactus plants this is a fine romance