verse 1
Eb
The last time that I saw you I was drunk as hell
Eb
Apologies are probably in order I can tell
Eb
From the pictures that you posted
Eb
I look liquid, I look toasted
Eb
And I probably owe you money as well
Eb Ab B
I was dazed, I was faded, I was sixteen types of wasted
Eb Ab
I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know
Eb
I was toasted, I fell down
Ab B
Crowned the mayor of Tipsy Town
Cm Bb Ab
From the second that I started I was done
B Eb N.C. Eb
Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk
verse 2
Eb
Normally I'm not the one who gets carried home
Ab
Typically you won't find me drunk texting on my phone
Eb
I'm not a pro, not out for trouble, but hot damn I was seeing double
Ab
Singing karaoke, it was Journey all night long (DON'T STOP BELIEVING!)
Eb
I was ripped, obliterated
Ab B
I don't want to see my credit card statement
Eb Ab
'Cause I was throwing back Jack like Slash in '92
Eb
I was pissed, I was plowed
Ab B
I was messed up, blacked out
Cm Bb Ab
This hangover is gonna last a month
B Eb
Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk
Bridge
B Ab Eb
I got a YOLO tattoo
B Ab Eb
Drunk dialed everyone I knew
Fm
A shopping spree on Amazon
Ab
What the hell was going on?
Eb Bb Ab
Apparently I drank a bit too much
B Eb
Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk
verse 3
Eb
And useless
Eb
Woke up, I was handcuffed to a briefcase,
Eb
I was clueless, How did I do this?
Eb
When I went to call the next day
Eb
I remembered that I lost my phone
Eb
In a midnight, look at these maylay
Eb
How the hell did I get that way?
Eb Ab B
I was dazed, I was faded, I was sixteen types of wasted
Eb Ab
I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know
Eb
I was toasted, I fell down
Ab B
Crowned the mayor of Tipsy Town
Cm Bb Ab
From the second that I started I was done
B Eb N.C. Eb
Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk