Em Watch your mouth G Am your speech is slurred enough C Em that you might swallow your tounge G you'd want to give up the ghost Am C with a little more poise than that Em G Or was it god who chokes in these situations? Am C Em G Am C Running Late? No no, he called in. he called in-----. Em G the hospice is a relaxing weekend getaway Am where you are a cut above all the rest C sick and sad patients on first name basis with all the top physicians Em Perscribed Pills G Am to offset the shakes C to offset the pills {Chorus} you know you should Em G Am C take it a day at a time Em G Am That's when you stutter something profound C to the support on the line Em and with the way you've been talking G Am C every word gets you a step closer to hell. Em G No, I just can't help it. Am C To say what everyone else is thinking Em G Am C let me state the obvious again {Chorus x2} Em G I am alone in this bed, house and head Am C she never fixes this but at least she Em G I am alone in this bed Am C she never fixes that but at least she n.C. makes me forget {Chorus x2}