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my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband
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who hated his job and hated his life
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so he wanted to drive his tan Chevy
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off of a bridge because he hated his car and he hated his life
F#m
he couldn't silence the ever present thought
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"i'm doing all I can yet i'm an unsuccessful man"
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and his heart was blank
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don't we know what blank people are good for
B Amaj7 B
what they are good for
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my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband
A E G A
who just couldn't escape or catch a break
F#m
so he wanted to ride his bike blindfolded into traffic
B
because he hated his bike and he hated his life
F#m
his heart was consumed with guilt from the knowledge
B
he had not become a successful man he was an unsuccessful man
Emaj7
and his heart was blank
Amaj7
don't we know what blank people are good for
B Amaj7 B
what they are good for
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until one day my Auntie introduced him to her friend named gwendoline
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and she must have made a stunning first impression
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because he left my Auntie and never came back again leaving with gwendoline
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but my Auntie didn't care
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she knew she could find another blank husband anywhere
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by god they're everywhere
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my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband
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