Intro: C#m Cm Bm7 | G Bm Em Bm G Joseph and Alexander rode their flaming swans Bm Cmaj7 Cmaj7/C# above Miss Dovepost and her D (barre) D7 B7 Em C C/G C C/G loudmouth niece, who had a fear of geese and who even in a corset D D/C D/A looked remarkably obese G Bm Em Bm G Bm Cmaj7 Cmaj7/C# Joseph and Alexander redirect their swans left to take a gander D (barre) D7 at the funnel nosed threes B7 Em in the Pekingese trees C C/G C C/G who are normally a nervous sort D D/C D/A but now seem quite at ease Cm6 G Gaug F#dim D (barre) Joseph and Alexander are brothers and best friends D Fmaj7 Cm the wonderful adventures that they share together never end C#m7 D/A A be sure to send a smile for me and Dave D to wherever they're pretending to be C#m C#m7 I hope they keep a journal F# and take lots of photographs Bm D A of all the funny things they see G Bm Em Bm Joseph and Alexander G Bm Cmaj7 Cmaj7/C# approach the nest of the speckled salamander D (barre) D7 B7 Em who with utmost care is knitting thermal underwear C C/G C C/G she smiles and hollers up D D/C D/A "These are for my grandchildren to wear." G Bm Em Bm G Joseph and Alexander feeling tuckered Bm Cmaj7 Cmaj7/C# now decide to meander D (barre) D7 back into their beds B7 Em and kiss their swans on the head C C/G C C/G but before going to sleepy land D D/C D7 Joseph turned and said N/C "Agates, I love you." Alexander yawned and said C#m Cm Bm7 "Joseph, me too, I love you."