Intro ----- B A G F E D7 A C D E A I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together C D A See how they run like pigs from gun, see how they fly, I'm cryin' A C D E A Sitting on a cornflake, I'm waiting for the van to come F B7 Corporation tee-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday, man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long C D E but I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob A C D E A Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row C D A See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run, I'm cryin' C7 A E D I'm cry......, I'm cryin', I'm cry........ A C D E A Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye F B7 Crabalocker fish wife, pornographic priestress, man you've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down C D E But I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob, g' goo goo g' joob (musical break- exact same as Intro) B A G F E Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun F E If the sun don't come you get your tan from standing in the english rain C D E I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus D7 goo goo g' joob, g' goo goo g' joob A C D E A Experts textperts choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you C D A See how they spy like pigs in the sky, see how they snide, I'm cryin' A C D E A Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower F B7 Element'ry penguins singing Hare Krishna, man, you should've seen him kicking Edgar Allen Poe C D E I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus D7 goo goo g' joob, g' goo goo g' joob C goo goo g' joob, g' goo goo g' joob B7 g' goo... A G F E A du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw, B7 a du-du-du baw -The rest of the just keeps repeating B7 A G F E