Intro G I hear bells in the end of the town C G I guess Santa is coming around C I hear children in joy G D and the streets are covered in snow G I hear mother she's calling my name C G Look at Santa my boy it's okay C But I don't want to see G D cuz I know he ain't coming for me Pre-Chorus C G Cuz my cat is covered in plastic D G and all of my friends are afraid C G They say that I am pretty satanic D G But Santa would know I'm a bad boy G I think Christmas is build on a lie C G I wish Santa could fall down and die C G I think gifts is a concept for rich families D G I wish Santa could fall from the sky Verse G Merry Fucking Christmas everyone Santa knows what you have done C G He will get you little boy you better run C G He's a vicious little devil with with his eyes on me D G cuz I have been a bad boy you see G Merry fucking Christmas everyone get around and bring your guns C G if there's something in the sky you shoot it down C G He's a vicious little devil and his time has come D G and we will make that fat bastard run G I think Christmas is build on a lie C G I wish Santa could fall down and die C G I think gifts is a concept for rich families D G I wish Santa could fall from the sky G I think Christmas is build on a lie C G I wish Santa could fall down and die C G I think gifts is a concept for rich families D G I wish Santa could fall from the sky Coda G Holy Santa's coming to the town C G gather around and we will shoot him down G Holy Santa's coming to the town C G gather around and we will shoot him down G Holy Santa's coming to the town C G gather around and we will shoot him down