The Irrationality Of Rationality chords

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Intro: Am x5 


Verse: 
Am     C          F       F             Am riff x2 
Frank, the new CEO had to answer to the board. 
    Am                C       F        F 
The board was getting anxious, and the shareholders were 

C         Am           G               C 
On a bed, legs in air, ass-cheeks open wide 
C               Am                  G                  C 
They were about to get fucked like it was their first time. 
     C            G           F                C 
When one makes 20 million, ten thousand people lose. 
     C                   G            Am riff x4 
What keeps that one from swallowing a shotgun? 

Verse: 
Am         C       F           F            Am riff x2 
Dan, the company man, felt loyalty to the corp. 
      Am          C       F      F 
After 16 years of service, and a family to support 


C       Am  G          C 
He actually started to believe  
    C            Am                 G             C 
The weaponry and chemicals were for national defense. 
       C           G               F              C 
'Cause Danny had a mortgage, and a boss to answer to. 
C                     G                      Am riff x 1   Am G G C
The guilty don't feel guilty, they learn not to. 


Bridge: 
Am C F F 


Verse: 
Am        C              F      F              Am riff x2 
Helen is living in her car, trying to feed her kids. 
Am                  C    F        F 
She got laid off at work, and her house was repossessed. 

C            Am                      G       C 
It's hard to think clearly when it's 38 degrees. 
C                 Am                G                C 
Desperate people have been known to render desperate deeds. 
    C                  G          F                C 
But when she shot that family and moved into their home, 
    C              G             C
The paper read she suffered from dementia. 


Outro: 
G F G   Am Am

Four options for the Am riff: 

Option 1: 
e|-----------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------| 
G|-----------------------------------| 
D|-------------------------3---------| 
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------| 
E|-----------------------3---3-------| 

Option 2: 
e|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------| 
B|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1----------------| 
G|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----------------| 
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------3---------| 
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------| 
E|-----------------------3---3-------| 

Option 3: 
e|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------| 
B|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1----------------| 
G|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------5---------| 
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----5-3-5-------| 
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----5---5-------| 
E|-----------------------3---3-------| 

Option 4: 
e|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----3-1-3-------| 
B|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1----3-1-3-------| 
G|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----0-2-0-------| 
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----0-3-0-------| 
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----2-3-2-------| 
E|-----------------------3-1-3-------|