Intro: C-G-F-G- x6 verse 1: C Em I take her down Am F to the aquarium C G F G she says "Shark" C Em I take her to Am F the planetarium C G F G she says "Dark" Chorus 1: C I take her to Am the seaside where she F likes to spin G# and twirl C Now she says Em "Sure" and F "Cool" and G# "Yeah" She's F G C G F G C G F G my Monosyllabic girl verse 2: C Em I take her to the Am F university she says C G F G C "Huh" I take her Em Am F to our anniversary C G F G she says "One" Chorus 2: C I take her to Am the jewelry store G I said "Diamonds" G# she said "Pearl" C Em Oh everyone knows F G# I'm in love with a F G C Monosyllabic girl C Em You know everyone F G# knows I'm in love F G C C(hold) with a Monosyllabic girl