(intro) Dm
Dm Am
I judge by what she's wearing
C G
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Dm Am
Off of assholes coming on to her
C G
Each night seems like it's getting worse
Dm Am
And I wish she'd take the night off
C G
So I don't have to fight off
Dm Am
Every asshole coming on to her
C G
It happens every night she works
Dm Am
They'll go and ask the DJ
C G
Find out just what would she say
Dm Am
If they all tried coming on to her
C G
Don't they know it's never going to work
Dm Am
They think they'll get inside her
C G
With every drink they buy her
Dm Am
As they all try coming on to her
C G
This time somebody's getting hurt
C Am
Here comes the next contestant
Dm Am C G
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Dm Am C G
Is that your hand?
Dm Am
I wish you'd do it again
C G
I'll watch you leave here limping
Dm Am
I wish you'd do it again
C G
I'll watch you leave here limping
C Am (Dm)
There goes the next contestant
Dm Am
I even fear the ladies
C G
They're cool but twice as crazy
Dm Am
Just as bad for coming on to her
C G
Don't they know it's never going to work
Dm Am
Each time she bats an eyelash
C G
Somebody's grabbing her ass
Dm Am
Everyone keeps coming on to her
C G
This time somebody's getting hurt
C Am
Here comes the next contestant
Dm Am C G
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Dm Am C G
Is that your hand?
Dm Am
I wish you'd do it again
C G
I'll watch you leave here limping
Dm Am
I wish you'd do it again
C G
I'll watch you leave here limping
C Am (Dm)
There goes the next contestant
Dm Am
I'm hating what she's wearing
C G
Everybody here keeps staring
Dm Am
Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
C G
This time somebody's getting hurt
C Am
Here comes the next contestant
Dm Am C G
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Dm Am C G
Is that your hand?
Dm Am
I wish you'd do it again
C G
I'll watch you leave here limping
Dm Am
I wish you'd do it again
C G
I'll watch you leave here limping
C Am (Dm)
There goes the next contestant
Dm Am
I wish you'd do it again
C G
Each night seems like it's getting worse
Dm Am
I wish you'd do it again
C G
This time somebody's getting hurt
C Am Dm
There goes the next contestant