Intro: G F G G F I'm proud to a union man C G I make those meetings when I can, yeah F I pay my dues ahead of time C G When the benefits come I'm last in line, yeah F G F G I'm proud to be a union man G F Every fourth Friday at 10 am C G There's a meeting of the A F of M. yeah Chairman: "This meeting will now come to order Is there any new business?" Member: "Yeah, I think 'Live music are better' Bumper stickers should be issued" Chairman: "What was that?" Member: 'Live music is better' bumper stickers Should be issued" Chairman: "The gentleman says 'Live music is better' bumper stickers Should be issued F All in favour of what he said C Signify by sayin' 'aye'" Members: G "Ay!" Chairman: F "If, however, you are opposed C Signify by saying 'no'" Members: (tacet, just bass note) (response: silence) G F I'm proud to be a union man. G F G (2x)