Intro:(A G)4x A G His necktie is bright red, from lookin' in one direction A G No flowerchild in his bed, he's got oil well protection A G Just had to be a blind dog, chewin' on everything A G Took a slice of the blackbird pie, she began her singing A Bb C G I know that your oil is black, but your dipstick is pearly White A Bb C G Ten gallons on your head, that ain't what I need tonight Bm C G Showdown at the border Bm C G Showdown at the border Bm C Showdown at the border A G The rendezvous was neutral, he don't want no gossip headlines A G Her polaroid blackmail, he said,"No way I've had mine." A G Just too much for him to lose, because of some cuervo passion A G Cold, cold forty-five, answered in Texas fashion A Bb C G I know that your oil is black, but your dipstick is pearly White A Bb C G Ten gallons on your head, that ain't what I need tonight Bm C G Showdown at the border Bm C G Showdown at the border Bm C Showdown at the border Solo:(B C#m A)2x B C#m A Bright red went to his head B C#m A A7 Tequila tension rising Bm This is no business for the weak at heart This is no business for those with a nervous, disposition B This is no business for the weak at heart This is no business for those with a nervous, disposition B C#m A Tanned man from the F.E.D.'s B C#m A Cool mohair buying off the squeeze Bm C G Showdown at the border Bm C G Showdown at the border Bm C Showdown at the border C This is no business for the weak at heart Bm C G Showdown at the border Bm C G Showdown at the border Bm C Showdown at the border...