Intro: Am E F E Am Only buy this if you're lonely F E Only listen if you're blue Am If you're married and you are happy F E This song is not to do with you Am If you listening at your work place F E Feeling small amongst the men Am Do not sing this to your workmates F E Am This song is not to do with them E Am But if you're sitting on a bar stool E Am Wondering what on earth to do F Dm Don't let them tell you no-one cares E This song's one especially for you If you are listening on your radio Smiling while you drive along Tune the band into another Because this song is not your song If you're working as FDJ Leave this record in its sleeve Cause this one's not for general airplay This song is for day she leaves And if you bought this and you're sinking And I think that you know who It matters not the mouth that's singing This song's one especially for you Am So this goes out to the lonely So this goes out to the sad Dm And it goes out to the only E Am One you felt you ever had If you're there in total darkness With a letter in your hand Do not bother with the letter Just Listen to the band Am So only buy this if you're lonely...