verse 1
Dm C
Do this and i'll spank you
Bb Am C Am
Do that and i'll make you cry
Dm C F Am C Am F C Am G Am
You better listen to me or i will make you wanna die
Dm C
Eat shit and say thank you
Bb Am C Am
You'll love it it's dog doo pie
Dm Bb F Am C Am F C Am G Am
You better stuff your face or i will give you dog shit eyes
Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm
You had better listen to me bitch
Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm
You had better satisfy this itch
Dm C Dm C Bb Am Bb Am C Am G Am C Am
Do it or i'll make your retched life a living hell
Bb Am Bb Am C Am C Am Dm
I will keep you chained down in the well
verse 2
Dm C
Lick my boot or i'll shank you
Bb Am C Am
Suck my toes bitch don't ask me why
Dm C F Am C Am F C Am G Am
You know that you like it slut better believe it that's not a lie
Dm C
Grab those bars while i yank you
Bb Am C Am
Now turn around eyes to the sky
Dm C F Am C Am F C Am G Am
I better not hear you peep while i tenderize your thighs
Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm
You had better listen to me bitch
Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm
You had better satisfy this itch
Dm C Dm C Bb Am Bb Am C Am G Am C Am
Do it or i'll make your retched life a living hell
Bb Am Bb Am C Am C Am Dm
I will keep you chained down in the well
Bridge
Dm
You're a waste of life you should have been an abortion
C
You're mother must've been drunk her whole pregnancy with you
Bb
I can't even look at you, you disgrace, you disgust me
Am C Am C
You deserve even more shit than i'm sending your way
Dm
You're so dumb i think you've only got one brain cell
C
And those feet you totally look like a clown
Bb
And your face well, you're gonna need this bag
Am C Am C
You slovenly selfish shithead with nothing worthwhile to say
Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm
You had better listen to me bitch
Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm
You had better satisfy this itch
Dm C Dm C Bb Am Bb Am C Am G Am C Am
Do it or i'll make your retched life a living hell
Bb Am Bb Am C Am C Am Dm
I will keep you chained down in the well