part 1
Dm Am Bb F
Brought in for an empty bag
Bb F
what a drag what's the gag
C Am Dm
or are you just on the rag
Am Bb F
Officer Dickhead you're super cool
Bb F
you're the ghoul who fills the pool
C Am Dm
naught but so-cie-ty's tool
part 2
Bb F Am C Dm
Officer Dickhead hunting us down in the night
Bb F Am C Am C Dm
Nothing better to do than ruin inn-o--cent lives
Bb F Am C Am C Am Dm
Officer Dickhead why have you cho-sen this fight
Bb F Am C F C Am Dm
There's more serious crimes and mur-der-ous peo-ple with knives
Maybe it's cause...
Bb F C
You're a Dickhead Officer Dickhead
Bb F C
You're a Dickhead Officer Dickhead
Bb F C
You're a Dickhead Officer Dickhead
Bb F C
You're a Dickhead Officer Dickhead
Bb F C
You're a tax collector trying to tax me for just living my life
Bb F C
You don't what happens to me nor about my pain, struggle, and strife
Bb F Am C Dm
You laugh and you jest sir but you are the real fucking joke
Bb F Am C F C Am Dm
Now watch this clown dance as he dis-appears in a puff of smoke
Cause... you're... a...
Bb F C
Dickhead Officer Dickhead
Bb F C
You're a Dickhead Officer Dickhead
Bb F C
You're a Dickhead Officer Dickhead
Bb F C
You're a Dickhead Officer Dickhead
part 3
Dm Am
You're a dick
Bb F
You make me sick
Bb F C Am Dm
Oh yeah and you're a to-tal prick