verse 1 C#m Bm D A Rode the freight train from hol-lywood to Lake Whales C#m Bm D A hopping off just as the train begins moving on the rails Bridge F#m Bm F#m Bm find a place called the egg house and towards it I set my sails F#m Bm F#m Bm on the way bury five critters who moved too much like snails Bm A F#m D E There were two snakes a turkey a ra-ccoon and something I couldn't tell Bm A F#m D E They were broken in three pieces but at least thank god it didn't smell Bm A F#m D E There were two snakes a turkey a ra-ccoon and something I couldn't tell Bm A F#m D E They were broken in three pieces but at least thank god it didn't smell verse 2 C#m Bm D A I continue down the road to find traffic piled up a-head C#m Bm D A So you know how I do when things like this ensue I bust out my guitar and i begin to shred Bridge F#m Bm Soon I find out what's caused the blocking F#m Bm A train sets the gate a blocking F#m Bm no need to let time keep on tick tocking F#m Bm I cross the tracks while I'm still rocking D A You better believe it verse 3 C#m Bm D A Next I find two pretty scooter ladies who would like to hear a song C#m Bm D A so I play them a little diddy until the traffic begins to move a-long Bm A F#m D E There were two snakes a turkey a ra-ccoon and something I couldn't tell Bm A F#m D E They were broken in three pieces but at least thank god it didn't smell Bm A F#m D E There were two snakes a turkey a ra-ccoon and something I couldn't tell Bm A F#m D E They were broken in three pieces but at least thank god it didn't smell