C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
C F Am C G
It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
F G C
And it really comes in handy when you crap
Verse 1
C Am C Am F G C
A buttflap on a onesey is my idea of cool
C Am C Am F G C
Although some people would say it makes me look like a fool
C Am C Am F G C
I'll argue to the death that they totally rule
C Am C Am F G C
No need to pull down your pants when you gotta unload some stool
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
C F Am C G
It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
F G C
And it really comes in handy when you crap
Verse 2
C Am C Am F G C
Butt flaps they come in all sizes and shapes
C Am C Am F G C
When you pull it down it looks like your ass is wearing a cape
C Am C Am F G C
Leave it that way and you will surely see some people gape
C Am C Am F G C
But some people may see an advertsement for rape
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
C F Am C G
It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
F G C
And it really comes in handy when you crap
Verse 3
C Am C Am F G C
Butt flaps are perfect if you wanna fuck a girl
C Am C Am F G C
Just undo the ties and give her a whirl
C Am C Am F G C
Enjoying the sensation as the whole world around you twirls
C Am C Am F G C
A butt flap you see is even better than a string of pearls
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
C F Am C G
It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
F G C
And it really comes in handy when you crap
Verse 4
C Am C Am
I'll put butt flaps on everything
F G C
Think it'd be great to see one on a king
C Am C Am
Or on one of those great big orange pumpkin things
F G C
Just pictured a butt flap on a bird flapping it's wings
C Am C Am
Butt flaps make me wanna sing
F G C
And sound the bells ring a ding ding ting
C Am C Am
What about a butt flap attached by springs
F G C
See all the joy that butt flaps bring
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
C F Am C G
It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
F G C
And it really comes in handy when you crap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
C F Am C G
It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
F G C
And it really comes in handy when you crap