Intro
Em7
Is this the real life
A7
Is this just fantasy
D7 Am7 D7
Caught in the bog squad
G
No escape from this weird cult thing
Em
Open your eyes
G7 C
Look up to logbog and see
Am D7
I'm just a member, I have no santa role
G# G F# G
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
G# G F# G
little man, scoot along,
C G/B Bbdim7 D7/A
Any way the sants vote, doesn't really matter to me,
G
To me
Verse
G Em
Logobg, just joined the squad,
Am
Put my cursor on the link,
Am D
Pressed left click, now i've joined,
G Em
Logbog, how did i get here?
Am Am/G# Am/G Am/F# Am/F Am/E
And now how do i leave the bog squad?
C G Am
Logbog ooooh,
Dm
Didn't mean to make you cry
G C
If I'm not back online this time tomorrow
G Am Fm C
Carry on, carry on, as if no one ever joined
G
Verse
G Em
Campouts, what's this about?
Am
Sends shivers down my spine
Am D
people joking all the time,
G Em
Hello everybody - I've got to come
Am Am/G# Am/G Am/F# Am/F Am/E
Gotta gotta come to pismo beach and face the truth
C G Am
Logbog ooooh (any way the sants vote)
Dm
I want to be elf,
G C
I sometimes wish I'd never joined this at all
Solo
| C G | Am | Dm | G |
| C G | Am | Dm | Bb Bb A G# G | F# |
Interlude 1
B F# B F#
I see a lanky silhouetto of a man,
F# B F# B F# B F#
Remy-Foley, Remy-Foley, will you do the "legitimoose"
A# F A C# F#
Thundertrain and OP:D, very very frightening me
N.C.
WIGGLEBEES, WIGGLEBEES
N.C.
WIGGLEBEES, WIGGLEBEES
N.C.
WIGGLEBEES, Also fru - Magnifico
G# G F# G G# G F# G
I'm just a member, no-body loves me.
F C Cdim C F C Cdim C
He's just a member from an old bogsness card.
F C/E D G F C/E D#dim Dm7
Spare him his life from this cryptic server.
G# G F# G G# G F# G C
Easy join, easy leave, will you let me leave? Evelyn!
G C
No, we will not let you leave. (LET HIM LEAVE) Evelyn!
G C G
We will not let you leave. (LET HIM LEAVE) Evelyn! We will not let you leave. (LET ME LEAVE)
D#7
Will not let you leave. (LET ME LEAVE) Will not let you leave. (LET ME LEAVE) Never Never Never Let Me Leave
G#m F# B A# D# G C N.C.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, Stevioso, Stevioso
C G C F B Em G
Stevioso, let me go. Wilhelmina has a devil put aside for me,
Riff
| C | C | C | D |
Interlude 2
G C G Bb
Hey my name is logbog and i'm the owner
G C F
So you think you can love me and leave me for alliso
Dm G Dm G
Oh, tristo, can't do this to me tristo
Dm G Dm G C
Y'all gotta come down, y'all gotta come down to bog con
Riff/Instrumental
|(C) | C | C | D | N.C.|
| Ab | F | G | G | G |
| C G | Am E Am | E Am G C | B Em | F C |
Outro
Am Em
Bogsquad really matters,
Am Em
The members can see,
Am Fm F/G C
Bogsquad really matters, Bogsquad really matters to me,
Instrumental
|(C) F/C | C Cdim |
| G/B Gm/Bb | A Bbdim | A A7 D |
Coda
G D/F# Ddim/F Em7 D
ANY WAY THE SANTS VOOOOOTE ...
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D/F# x-x-4-2-3-x
Ddim/F x-x-3-1-3-x
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