Intro: G G
Verse
C G
It'd be a shame if somethin' happened to Harvey
C G
It'd be a shame if something happened to him
C G
It'd be a pity should calamity befall him
D G
Suffer a demise both gruesome and grim
C G
They say the brake lines on those big ol' Mercedes
C G
Tend to fray with repetitive use
C G
The fuel tanks have a way of leakin'
D G
And the lug nuts tend to work themselves loose.
C G
Seems the piano mover had a seizure
C G
Just when Harvey was walking down below
C G
That big ol' Steinway, it fell four stories,
D G
Don't think anyone could survive that kind of blow
G C G
It'd be a shame if somethin' happened to Harvey
C G
It'd be a shame if something happened to him
C G
It'd be a pity should calamity befall him
D G
Suffer a demise both gruesome and grim
C G
Sat on my iphone and butt-called a mobster
C G
"I'm sorry sir, to disturb your afternoon"
C G
"but while I've got you on the phone, friend, let me ask you
D G
Would you be interested in a job to do?"
Solo
C G D G
C G D G
Verse
C G
The air sure is thin up in Park City
C G
Winds are gustin' around those snowy peaks
C G
That helicopter couldn't avoid the mountain
D G
It didn't help that the hydrolic fluid had leaked.
Everybody!
C G
It'd be a shame if somethin' happened to Harvey
C G
It'd be a shame if something happened to him
C G
It'd be a pity should calamity befall him
D G
Suffer a demise both gruesome and grim
D G C G
Suffer a demise both gruesome and grim